Personal Trainers Are A Pain In The Abs – Exercise Humor.
Buff body builders at my local gym, tend to wear muscle shirts decorated with inspirational sayings like this - No Pain. No Gain. (Yeah, right.) I have a t-shirt that proudly declares on the front "No Pain. The back includes the rest of the personal exercise philosophy of the Blog King. The back of my t-shirt proudly declares -- ...No pain! As part of my New Year's resolution, I signed up and prepaid for 6 weeks exercise program with a personal trainer. I should have asked for my money back when I learned he'd been an Olympic finalist.
Some Answers I Gathered From My Time With An Excellent Personal Trainer
Q. What's the difference between an personal trainer and a well-mannered professional torturer?
A. The torturer would apologize first.
Q. Why did the personal trainer cross the road?
A. Someone on the other side could still walk.
Q. What do you call a personal trainer who doesn't cause pain & agony?
Q. What's the difference between a personal trainer and a dentist?
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
BK: All humor has a seed of truth. This commentary may have an entire apple orchard!