Public Service Humor
Hi humor lovers. I’m the Blog King and my task - as I see it - is to give you something to smile about. Or at least something to groan about – as in – Groan, that’s not funny!!” It is to me.
I’ll try to pick easy funnies to assist the humor impaired.
Question: Do you know how I’d know if you have a high HQ (humor quotient?” Answer: Because you like these, too.
Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.
"The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.
"Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
- And it does…sort of.
Does The Fire Department Have Animal Hydrant Detectors?
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No, said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child brought the argument to a close.
"They use the dogs", she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant." -
Dogs are also good at locating trees or buses