Thanksgiving Humor, Jokes, Observations

turkeys_moo.gifOde to Thanksgiving


To our national birds: The American Eagle, The Thanksgiving Turkey.May one give us peace in all our states, and the other a piece for all our plates!


Shopping for Turkey; Encountering A Grocery Store Turkey


 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No ma'am, they're dead."  

Thanksgiving Riddle and Jokes 


Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A. Because he had the drumsticks


Q. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A. Boy! I'm stuffed! {mosimage}


Humorous Observations From Erma


“What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets.  I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?  - E, Bombeck Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare.  They are consumed in twelve minutes.  Half-times take twelve minutes.  This is not coincidence.   – E. Bombeck   

A Thanksgiving Science Project


 A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"  They all asked the farmer how it tasted.  "I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!" (It could be true. Ya never know.)   Source: The Resources Center

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